This cologne turned my life into a movie trailer.
Sprayed it once birds started chirping in slow motion, and a breeze hit me indoors. I walked into the office and someone whispered, Who is that?
My boss asked me if I wanted to be the boss. My ex texted me just to apologize for everything.
Even my mirror said, “Damn.”
This scent is like confidence in a bottle, mixed with danger, mystery, and the soundtrack of a ’90s action movie. I don’t wear it. I wield it.
Buy it. But only if you're ready for your life to get a little ridiculous.